Name: Chess Queen ECO Long Sleeve Top (Free shipping!)
Brand: Broken Mirror
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Chess Queen ECO Long Sleeve Top (Free shipping!)

Chess Queen ECO Long Sleeve Top (Free shipping!)

$50.00

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"In every woman there is a Queen. Speak to the Queen and the Queen will answer."

-Norwegian Proverb

"I hold a vision of this blue green planet, safe and in balance. At the end of the Fossil Fuel Era, we are emerging to a new reality. We are ready to make the next leap, as momentous as abolishing slavery or giving women the vote."

Elizabeth May, Leader of Green Party of Canada

Transform into a Chess Queen with this recycled long-sleeve top

Product details:

Recycled supplex
Super soft mid weight with stretch
Stretchy and supportive fabric
Lined garment
Hidden side zipper
Gray piping detail lining Chess Piece Top shoulders, mid-waist, and at waist line
Off shoulder construction
Crown lining wraps around entire garment
Long sleeve hits at wrist

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

We designed Chess Queen as part of our upcoming collection, A Rose from Concrete.
All fabric is sourced locally, ethically, and focuses on upcycled, recycled fabrics.
All garments are created, constructed, and shipped domestically from our Team in NYC, NY.
Women Owned Small Business
100% USA Made

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

This design is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

Tree Pose ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Tree pose is a classic yoga standing posture that establishes strength and balance, and helps you feel centered, steady and grounded.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Love ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

"Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us."

-Nicole Reed

The average person only wears 20% of their clothes 80% of the time.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Queen Of Hearts ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

"Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time)...

I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I'll watch as you're leaving and life will lose all its meaning (For the last time).

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me."

-Queen Taylor Swift, song "Anti-hero"

Using recycled cotton can save 2,500 liters of water per t-shirt, as well as reduces waste and strain on new resources.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Real Not Perfect ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Authenticity is about being true to who you are.

Younger generations are leading the change, as 60 percent of millennials say they shop more sustainably.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Presley ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Elvis has left the building.

Fast Fashion produces more carbon emissions per minute than driving a car around the world six times.

-Oxfam

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Big Brother ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

"Big Brother is watching you."

George Orwell, 1984

In the United States alone, over 25 million pounds of clothing are ending up in landfills or incinerators each year.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

"That perfect girl is gone. Here I stand in the light of day. Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway."

-Let It Go, song by Idina Menzel

If emissions continue to rise unchecked, the Arctic could be ice-free in the summer of 2040.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

OM ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

"The Fashion Industry uses 32 million olympic size swimming pools of fresh water every year. It is expected to increase 50% by 2030."

-Global Fashion Agenda

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”

Women's Basic Organic T-Shirt - SOL'S 02077 2XL.mp4

Crows Before Hoes ECO Tee

$20.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

At Broken Mirror, We Dress For Change.

Sustainable, Eco-Friendly, Fairly made, Ethical, Vegan, and Cruelty-Free. 100% GOT-certified organic cotton.

Our Eco-Friendly Tee is made entirely from soft, organic cotton (GOT-certified). We design with eco-friendly, water-based inks. They're free of pesticides, fertilizers, and other nasty chemicals that enter our water supply during each wash.

We print on demand for each order, so we create less inventory and waste! Tees are ready 3-5 days after purchase.

Our eco fashion is made to demonstrate the highest possible environmental, social, and ethical standards. With the world's second largest Carbon Footprint, the Fashion Industry is broken. Beauty standards are broken too, like the industry itself.

Join our shared cause, the Fashion Revolution! Make a contribution with every purchase!

Spend $35 or more, get FREE Shipping!

We promise fast shipping and easy returns or exchanges with our 30-day return or exchange window.

Care Instructions: Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry, for a lower eco-impact! Wear apparel for multiple wears in-between washes for lower emissions!!

If unable to recycle your own garments after use, we are building Broken Mirror's upcycle program!! We are THRILLED to recycle them on your behalf!

Find your perfect size, by using our size guide below.

	BODY LENGTH	CHEST WIDTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S (inches)	25 ¼	17 ½	6 ¼
M (inches)	26	18 ¾	6 ¾
L (inches)	26 ¾	20	6 ¾
XL (inches)	27 ¼	21 ⅛	7 ⅛
2XL (inches)	27 ¼	22 ¼	7 ⅛

This print is protected under copy write law. Do not copy or resell this print in any form. This print is for personal use by the purchaser. It is the property of Broken Mirror, LLC.

"A Tale of Two T-shirts," by Team Broken Mirror.

**Please note, this short-story about two t-shirts does not represent an actual “fight.” For ethical / legal purposes, we do not “condone violence.” Only internet humor and David vs. Goliath sh*t.

“Let’s GET RIGHT TO IT, TONIGHT!!

From the first corner of the Ring, officially weighing in at 12.6 ounces, Jessica!!… the Reigning Fast Fashion Cheap T-shirt Champ of the world. Bammm!!!

With over 2 billion Jessicas sold globally per year, it’s no wonder fashion is the world’s second worst polluter…

Jessica is second to none.

With over 100000000000000000(x) knock-outs, she’s the Outstanding Champion Fighter in this Ring tonight… and really every night. She has the most titles. Have you seen them all??... No one stands a chance. Don’t even try!

Wait, what?! … You don’t support Jessica? Doesn’t matter, her Team crushes you like a bug. Bullying? Mmmmmm….they use that term loosely.

Just CONFORM. Always support and wear Jessica if you know what’s good for you, alright?...

Otherwise, it’s the inside of the locker for you. You deserve it, after all. You’re broken. Ugly, poor, fat, deformed … not like Jessica. She’s perfect and super rich! Not a stich out of place, except the seams keep falling apart.

Onto her outfit …what we all really came to see!!

Her hot pink robe says ‘Malibu,’ yet she’s actually joining us here from Guatemala, Honduras, or was it, Bangladesh?...

We’re still not sure.

Her frequent travel definitely works up a sweat. Probably why it takes 700 gallons of water just to make one, Jessica. Keep that water coming TEAM… Fill her up! She needs it!!

She’s ready today though, no question! No title losses either. Only cost $11.99 from the discount rack. At the click of a mouse, armies of workers get back to work! They make another Jessica immediately in lightning speed!

… OH WOW, there’s already another Jessica on the way! Unbelievable!!!

Let’s all give it up to the World’s Reigning Champ, Malibu!.... Jessica is here to defend her Championship TONIGHT!

Who’s the underdog in this fight? …

Coming in strong from the Right Corner, officially weighing in at 13.71 ounces, Jamie stands TALL ready to take on the World Champ tonight.

She’s a gritty newcomer. A wild card.

Calls herself an ‘eco-friendly tee’ and ‘part of the Fashion Revolution.’ Says they’re ‘earth warriors, fighting for the environment and against slave labor.’

Never heard of them. Definitely more of a raw, natural fighter.

It’s a good thing she’s not new to fighting with these odds. Stories came out that she got bullied as a kid, and learned to fight back… OH BUT look at her now!!

THUNDER mic DROP!

Passion will serve her well against Jessica. Especially given the two have a well-known, long-standing feud.

No suspense—Jamie said she doesn’t, quote, 'give a rat’s a*s about Jessica and wishes she’d leave already, so she can move on with her life.' End quote. Yikes!

The Press jumped all over it of course … vultures, but Jamie’s attorneys shut it down. They do that a lot.

She’s here tonight with us though! Representing QUEENS, New York. Keeping it local, real, legit.

They say, ‘she came from nowhere.’

Yes, and with her 98 recent knock-outs and a huge recent regional win, she’s definitely climbing…but this ain’t your basement anymore, Jamie. You’re in the big leagues, tonight!

Can she take the pressure?... We’ll see! One thing is clear though. There’s no break for Jamie tonight…or any night. She’s the underdog and knows it.

Water?... Ha! She doesn’t take water breaks. Read all about how ‘we’re in a global water crisis, so she searched far and wide to avoid that problem.’

Fashion? Her robe is green and has butterflies all over it. It says ‘recycled.’ That didn’t use water either!

Jamie’s publicist also confirmed that she took scraps from three broken Jessicas and created her robe from its rubble.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, she said. Her stage name? Chaos.

Jamie ONLY channels the greats when she fights.

After the fight, Jamie confirmed she’s staying to celebrate with fans before she attends a charity event.

She put up a sign on the front door that said, ‘let’s FIGHT climate change after the fight tonight.’ We took it down, but she put it back up again, so we left it alone.

Jessica confirmed she’s leaving immediately after the fight. Get your time in now before it’s too late!!

Let’s ALL give it up to the underdog, Jamie—taking on the big guns like she has a chance. Jessica has the advantage, but Jamie has a lot of fire. That’s why she's CHAOS. Like a tornado!! Bammm!!!

Prepare for ONE HELL of a FIGHT here tonight, folks!!

Who will win?????... …. ….. ….. ….

Let’ssssss get ready to …. find out!!!! Rock and roll!!!!!!”